Woke up to this headline this morning. “Chelsea boss sent death threats” …Really? .. Well, no actually..
“Chelsea boss receives death threats”, you sensationalist numbskulls. And shouldn’t I really be getting on with something else?…
UPDATE: This just in..
Haha! It’s now two hours later, and the headline on the BBC website has been amended to read “Chelsea boss gets death threats”.. see for yourself.. Oh well, I suppose ‘receives’ was probably beyond them – all that ‘i before e’ business.. But, hey! You see now, the power that I wield?.. No? Yeah, you’re right, I really should be getting on with something else..