.. My usually-reliable alcoholic’s google widget has joined the ranks of those insisting that today is officially ‘Pi Day’. An absurd idea. Of course it’s true that, in the Colonies at least, today’s date is written, for reasons which remain unclear, as follows: 3.14.07. But, for those of us in more civilised parts of the world who refuse to accept this nonsensical formulation, today is just another day to enjoy a drink. Furthermore, if there is to be a ‘Pi Day’, and I’m not sure there is, then it most certainly wouldn’t occur until at least April 31st..