Quotes of the day

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“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
- Kurt Vonnegut

“Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.”
- William Hazlitt

…and my favourite, from the inimitable Jack Handey…

“If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I’m a coward.”